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Cleaning bottleSince moving to London it seems nearly impossible to escape the constant scrubbing of lime scale. The hard water here makes cleaning a real B****. With new chrome fittings in the bathroom it has turned out to be a real nightmare/obsession of a job. After trying 4 different lime scale destroying products but after 30 minutes with each and very little results I was about to give up.

Being male, classically known as being lazy, I am proud to say that my laziness and ability to search Google efficiently has proven to be very successful in not only saving a lot of sore arms, but my new lime scale “destroyer” is much much cheaper than any cleaning product. So Google here I come – no more elbow grease. Read the rest of this entry »

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fOoD mOnStErIts been a long day and you come home to a beautiful dinner. It smells divine and looks great. You are so hungry you can’t wait to start. Just as you pick up your eating utensils you are hit with the big question of the night. Is it best first or best last?

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Find the man between the coffee beans.
***READ THIS FIRST

Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in 3 seconds that your Right half of your brain is better developed than most people.
If you find the man between 3 seconds and one minute, then your right half of the brain is developed normally.

If you find the man between one minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly and You need to eat more protein.

If you have not found the man after 3 minutes your right half of your brain is a mess, and the only advise is to look more for these types of exercises to make that part of the brain stronger.

The man really is there.

In fact, once you find him, you cannot miss him afterwards :)

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